Drove down Route 66 with him. Some weird winged guy came down out of nowhere and tried to kill us. He diverted him to some other guy in a school bus and we made it out safely. Thank you, Rio.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

Behind closed doors he helped make great strides in solving string theory.

Posted by Dave on January 27, 2025

I remember that time he rode with Keanu Reeves on a horse through the mean streets of some street in New York and he lunged at someone’s ankle who was chasing them. The person did not survive.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

He warned John Mayer of Taylor Swift.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

He overcame his fear of water and coached the Olympic swimming team. His dedication to the doggie paddle will never be forgotten.

Posted by Nina F on January 27, 2025

I knew he would take down those drug dealers and their scheming deals. I just wish he’d have worn his snow shoes.

Posted by Anonymous on January 26, 2025

We brushed his teeth and he drank orange juice immediately afterwards like a boss. That’s just how he was.

Posted by Anonymous on January 26, 2025

He survived Midway and all the sharks. He dragged people along to rescue. We are appreciative of his service.

Posted by Anonymous on January 26, 2025

Pink lipstick. Iykyk.

Posted by Anonymous on January 26, 2025

Rio was loved so hard; loved so hard that in the end, it was his demise.

Posted by Angel on January 26, 2025

He passed away saving children from a burning building. He did his best.

Posted by Anonymous on January 26, 2025