He was my good boy. I’m glad he left in loving arms. I still miss him scaring me in the middle of the night just staring at me and then I’d pet him and he still wouldn’t move but as soon as I said his name he’d pop his head up and I’d think “Mofo, thought you were dead.” But then it happened. It was an awkward moment because I was sad but I felt such relief for him. I love you and always will, bud. Always our little firecracker.

Posted by Nina F on January 27, 2025

Rio was the reason why no one can pronounce worchestershire.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

Rio told God, “Okay. It’s an apple. You’d eat it, too. Don’t be judgy.”

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

Rio told God “let there be light.”

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

He voted for Trump. It was miraculous for a chihuahua to even vote but he managed to do it. So much gumption in that little guy. Then he watched Am I Racist? in the theater.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

Before his passing he was the cornerstone of bringing back tik tok.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

He did a good job with the second Woodstock. It was like wrangling cats with all those wannabe hippies.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025

He was like Hannibal in the Punic War.

Posted by Anonymous on January 27, 2025